Gerber Paraframe II Tanto: Serrated Edge, Unwavering Steel. Your EDC's Best Mate.
Right, let's have a crack at this, shall we? This isn't just a thing, it's a bloody experience, innit? A bit of pure, unadulterated brilliance crafted by yours truly. Imagine the envy on Brenda's face at the bingo when she claps eyes on this. It's the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the cat's pyjamas, all rolled into one magnificent package. You’ll be the belle of the ball, the king of the castle, the… well, you get the picture. It's got that certain something, that je ne sais quoi, that absolute knockout punch. Blimey, just buy it. You won't regret it, I swear on my nan's knitting needles.
£17.60
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